Comments by ilikebirds
6,087 totalour new puppy broke 3 ribs the other day. I was so angry.
sometimes when i wish that i'm more like i'm me, i look into the mirror and say " hey.. me... you're lookin' good today " ...and since the me in the mirror doesn't speak english he usually says " q...
i think there's 50000000000,000,00,00,0,0,,,00,,0000 of them!
sometimes when i'm late.. i like to hurry up and rush out of the dooor
i still dont get it ? micahel micahl motorcycle turn the key and unicycle? peecycle? wjat?
what a sexy smile, can i have some?
OH yeah i'm too lazy to go into the forum to dicuss this.. i also go the name THIGHMASTer.. i think that joke stuck on the most it lasted a few days... thigh master... susan summers was hot so i...
Complexing. The old lady who lived in the shoe... Regular Air Freshner? or Odor Eaters?
hehe jenna hehe he
who's belly is so delicious and filled with jelly?
i'll come just to party.. because.. it's a party.
point whore!
is his name Jorge Minendez?
all of these are jacky handy i think
yea man.. use siemens. we rule. the world.
ben affleck is not gay. get over it. he's straight!
Tyra Banks - Modeling ain't easy... I just get depressed listening to it.
what i'm saying is the rotational cycle would be better off without those who are unable to serve with in conjunction with the benefit of the town bike.
it sure makes it chocolatier
half of half of k-ci and jo jo
i wonder if in the future everyone will have disposable but implants.. like you'd go to the bathroom.. and you can just throw away the whole butt and put on a new one.. 1. no more wiping 2. no mo...
my mom used to sing me a little song when i was a little boy.. she'd sing it as she was nursing me and it has now become my favorite song ... and it goes a little like this " oh little girl of...
only if you promise to hold me close and sing me a song... a song of happiness and jo
if i had an actuall mini dad and mini mom... just running around . i'd totally threaten to step on them if they didn't constantly go out and mow the lawn with their teeth. because thats what midget...