Comments by ilikebirds

you know what i always thought that you always wear nice scarves!

so there i am on a sunday morning taking a ride through town. but whats unusual about today is that.. no one in town is wearing pants.. all they are wearing are chaps. and i'm like hmm... i have ch...

if i ever go out on a date.. there's always on thing that i try to remember.... i tell myself " hey self.. this is a girl "... and then i think about this.. and realize.. hey she has bubs. and i g...

if i was one of the three piggies.. i'd totally build a house made out of a wind chime.. because the big bad wolf.. would blow and blow.. and you know what.. it'd make sweet little melodies of musi...

look all you have to do is curl these last 20 lbs of weights and your arms would be ripped. come on.. do it. do it. afterwards we can go get some protein shakes and after that.. lets see what happe...

imagine if the gaza strip was between the new york city and new jersey. there would be some crazy fight action going on .. . point is.. we need to appreciate our lives the way they are.. because ...

Lets rotate. i want to serve first ok.. then after that let me serve again . ok how about we dont rotate.. seriously you suck at serving and it's only bringing down the team man. take one for the team

hey between me and you... lets split up the cookie in half.. and forget about dave. who's he to the cookie. did he help make it ? no... nice socks by the way

come on if we were playing kickball and you and the fat kid were the only two left unpicked.. YOu know that deep down in my heart.. i'd really pick you. you kno that right?

hey loook , i'm not mad at you . i think you're totally worth 1.8 million bucks.

hey good times with the face of a cat

Is your mother ugly?, Because you are...

I refuse to read books without pictures and i refuse to read magazines without tall women in them. Thats it. you can't change my mind. this was how i was raised... and it is how i will be bo...

haha i just noticed that. it was TLDR for me. but thanks for pointing and making me (o)

nice tie

speaker for the dead and xenocide were decent.. not great books on their own i think. you need the ender love from the first book

call me whatever . dont matter. because no one knows my real name.

no if you share the good you must share the bad. it equals out

definately needs more love this page... i'm gonna add an well groomed scarlett johannesen on this site.. and by well groomed i mean... relaxxx'd and comfortable.. happy goo luck easy down to e...

yes / no

Not as much as I do a body good

yea it sounds superheroish.. when it's chanted PHAM! PHAM! PHAM! chug chug chug.

yea a lot of people call me PHAM! with the exclamation. that seems to be popular with the college crowd.

haha LT.. thats a good one.. just the letters LT are awesome for alinebacker.

mel gibson.. haha... good stuff.. it makes no sense.. and thats what i like about it