Comments by ilikebirds

i most definately will have a child... i gotta raise a little son. just have too. the pham name/kookiness must continue. while he's a child.. i'll let him know he's really ugly. so he develops a p...

tonight... neked?

i'm pretty sure mike knows that you really didn't say his mom bakes bad cookies. i mean.. who can bake bad cookies. all cookies are good.

yea i use it all the time to buy crap.. go for it

wow.. that was intense... what do you think of me 5-0.

how about you shave your darn polar bear neked.. put glue all over your body and glue the polar bear fur all over your body.. run around eating sushi and throwing ice cubes.. and then when the jew ...

you're evil. really really evil

haaaahaahahah i had no razor yo hahaha

thats rough. really really rough

no no i remember this.. it was really tight.. and.. did i even get food? i dont know.. i think i just liked be squeezed really tight in a car.. and then i left. that was interesting . haha oh now...

number 1.. a kick in the balls... NO. there is seriously no reason for that. except unless he's forcing himself upon you... or doing something really bad.. like.. cutting your head off. otherwise.....

i was thinking the other day.. deers are pretty strong right.. so like.. why can't you ride a deer ? like you do a horse. i mean.. why dont i see more people riding around pennsy on deer. i think t...

TLDR ... which stands for TOO LONG DIDN'T READ.. but i'm just a jerk. hate me

this is what you should do.. you should invite him to a huge christian party.. but.. when he shows up.. it's just you two.. and when he walks into the door you're like " ohh man... everyone cancell...

i thin anyone who listens to music is a big stupid idiot

dude tell her you lost your sock in the dryer.. and she's the only person who can find it.. push her in.. turn on the dryer.. and then lodge the door shut with an axe.. one of those really sharp on...

FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!...yo mike.. i heard star trooper said that your mom bakes HORRIBLE COOKIES.. and star trooper.. i heard that mike said that if you were his mom.. you'd bake WORST cookies... dont ...

those chicks get beat!... you ain't changing a man. unless he's some pu..nked whipped hobo.. from the dirty south. holla.

like ... chicks!

we can never be... is that what you're saying... No.. i let no fathers in my wife. I dont think a guy should really care if the father hates you.. if you haven't done anything wrong. if you treat y...

4 hour phone calls .. not cool. i'm not down with that.. buttt.. number 234 - baby listen, i just saw you all weekend.. we hung out.. had a great time.. you saw me 22 hrs out of each day......

didnt we do this in aruba with some strange man....?

i love when women do that. you have to say funny stuff like... " if he blows into one.. does the other get bigger? " (jt)

well if you bleed it.. it should be all good.

my mom said.. " if you dont stop nursing already you're gonna grow up to be a weirdo "