Comments by ilikebirds

no my blood clots perfectly, i have an amazing set of hemogoblins.. and yes i do enjoy picking my scabs... it feels strangely appealing for some reason. so i guess my final answer is.......... ...

you know with all these women activists, yelling about ' let women vote' , ' let women speak in public' , ' we dont always have to cook , sew , and do the laundry' ... i mean... they might as well...

really. of course i was beating you , thats no newsbreak... but holding a pencil to my girls neck.. dude... next time in your dream.. i'm going to kill you just for that. JERK ! i hate you.

just get married nekid... all this to garter or not to garter is too complicated for my simple mind

maybe you think i'm incredible and dont want to let me down.. so lets dicuss our future...

hmm tough question... am i a hemophiliac? you know.. that thing where you blood doesn't clot..? and if my blood does clot... do i enjoy picking my scabs?

can i still blink both eyes.. and can i wink at all? like if a hott mamacita walks by.. can i wink?

which part of my body would i be sliding down on? and would this being during a sun burn or when my skin is just nice and tan ?

what would i be wearing while being pulled under an escalator... and what can of chees grater are we talking about, a ron popeil special?

animals would only eat you if you walked around naked. and remember you are too poor to have money

you would be able to eat yourself but only if your plane crashed in the ANDES and you have been without food for 4 weeks and there were no goats..

Would you rather be a GROWN MAN with big man boobs or a GROWN WOMAN with none.

well picture a box... not picture the box where your head is. and it's all flat... flat nose... flat lips..flat eyes....

Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .

really ?i dont know... it was sorta.. anti-climatic.. maybe the build up was so good.. that it's conclusion though great in any other book was dead here. perhaps perhaps perhaps

i would only be cursing myself if i were to say NO.

i think it's more of a blue jay

your kids would be my kids

well if you want to be asked out... this is what you do...ready? .... ok here : MAKE A GIRL WANT YOU SO BAD SHE ASKS YOU OUT.

whew... only 50 asked me. guess you beat me.

yea i am.. i'm not sure whether i love women or chairs

hahah jerk. you're just full of it today aren't you

and that wife. is why you love me soo much

did you know that your mother gave birth to you

it's just a toolbar for searching and stuff.. hmm.. i'll put it on at home.. see how it works out.