Comments by ilikebirds

I once had a cat

no i'm not!... see it's like the SUN. everyone loves the SUN because it's hot. now the SUN is like your hair, because it's sometimes hairy. Now you take that... mix it around a bit.. and really ...

hey i didn't choose that name for my child. my therapist did, ok.

thats good because i'm hearing impaired. actually i like to call it " blessed "

can i just say that you're kissable and cuddle, desirable and true all i ask for is a lifetime with you

what is reality? isn't all the perception one has contained in oneself. Isn't the ideals and notions that have been learned through life and experience. Thus isn't reality different to all peopl...

what i'm SO warm and fuzzy. just like you. you're so charming and disarming, desirable and sweet. one gaze at you sweeps me off my feet !

aww you're so cute when you're angry. lets go get some food.. maybe thursday?

i once had a flower. i'd always wear it in my ear. until one day the flower wilted and i was sad. but then i realized it was just a dream. a lame dream at that.

no, i have aides for that

we were sitting there watching tv as usual... and sasha started yelling bloody murder. so i ran into the bedroom and there was my lady standing slapping sasha. apparently something happened and i d...

i am freddy mercury but without the aids

oh i broke up with her last night. and told her to take her kids with her!

I'm half jewish and half black. I have 2 kids, one named Rudolph the other named sasha. They'd like you because they both like flowers. i dont like it that rudolph likes flowers but it's his life...

she's 80% she, but 20% he see she was a hemproghaoditie

it's alright. because when she sleeps at night.. i pinch her softly until she gets annoyed and wakes up .. and as he wakes up i pretend i'm taking a pillow and covering her face. she gets all mad.

a lot. i also hate it when i'm sitting there eating a sandwich and she pushes on the other end and it splatters all over my face. thats not too bad. but then she spits on me and says " i dont want...

i have no problem with her picking my nose. that'd be grreat

no, i just brush my teeth naked all the time.. it's just one of those things.. and the door is always open..

I hate it when she's all "thai lets make out" and i'm all "yo hunny i'm brushing my teeth" and she's all " so what " and i'm all *punch her in the face and run*

lets make it a 12 pack then. haah

YEA SUNDAY NIGHT COME ON.. SUNDAY

I have AIDES

This sunday right? I'll be bringing... PC/MONITOR Xbox Controller Headset SIX PACK THE END. I have command and conquer 2..if thats even worth it

oh snap . i haven't played star craft in ages... anyone got a copy of that?