Comments by ilikebirds

ohhh you so can drink one more

man i wish i was an apple farmer, that way i can buy oranges for like 2 dollars and visit the doctor and be like " yo i ate oranges, how about them apples.. i don't care about you.. i had an apple...

dude i'm totally a female singer

yo you're cute and my other buddies wanted me to talk to you... why did you ignore me.. whatever.. next time.. you're mine gadget

yo i'd totally kiss m.night.shymanface, he's so dreamy

I party and drink and Party some more. Man i'm sad all the time

yea i used travelocity.com

I lie to you because i love you

i apologize , i love you

yo i think that hayden is a guy who is an alien so he should be a monster in a world where the force is inertia is a way of saying i need two drinks with a twist of a lime with a guy who has the force

Hi my name is ian, nice to meet you. i know this isn't really a dating site or anything... but if you're a female please call me.. 1-800-ian-love

good job one ruining the 31337ness of it all

Hi my name is ian, my brother invented this site and after my failures in being a dustin diamond impersonator in vegas, i moved out to PA and began churning butter with bob saget as a living.

ditto. mines been running since 1999.. whats the forecast if you have 15,000 by 30 you should be alright?

hopefully i get social security.. if not i have my pension and 401 k, which have been going for the past 4 years.. hopefully by the time i retire at 60+... i'll have 1 meeeeeeeeeeellllllllll...

ok.. massage my feet and i'll give you a free ipod

i did this one, but instead of in ASL .. i was lemon merengue pie

movie was a 4 on the 1-10 scale

Otto Octavius was a brilliant atomic researcher who designed and constructed a chest harness to which four artificial tentacle-like arms were attached. This harness enabled him to manipulate radioa...

Jumping Michah Flies Roger Rager Rain Fishtales Down and My favorite : SiekSale

Hey you look like william hung

arse a fire, drab potion, grapfruit juice of powerful power, orangeish aphro, cosmic lemonade

how about i just give away 2 million meat to whoever messages me... ..

haha props on that... but i have a secret... yea ... a secret

wow that is ginormous