Comments by ilikebirds

you're like rungs on a ladder, a step above the rest-shine

look at me i'm dreaming dreams of imitators because i'm so perfect. i came out of my mom womb as a perfect child with a perfect round head with a perfect imitation of a foot. because i once stepped...

wow look at me i have small gloves so what does that mean. does it mean it takes me longer to fingerpaint a mural of jesus. yes it does. thats a good thing, i dont know what jesus looks like. it sh...

oh lets try this, lets try that. why dont we just try to imitate the world. lets all hold hands, pop up a nice cold coca-cola and say " look at me.. where are my pants.. lets celebrate imitation th...

this little mexican kid once had a bicycle name hank the jew but now this litle hank had no idea what he didn't knew so one day they ran around yelling out like pigeons coo coo so i shot them in...

this is my skirt, oh oops. this i my skirt on the floor.. now lets dance dance like little monkeys with ebola. runn runn around around my liver is coming through my pores says the little monkey let...

i got my imitation stomach replaced 3 years ago with a real goat/horse stomach. so i can eat all the HAY i want and i wont throw up. ride me ride me my stomach says, but all you got is an imitation...

hey i gotta a funny story for you pretend master imitator. sit around my old grandpas rocking chair while i rock rock rock away.. and tell you a little story about a child who couldn't imitate for ...

i'll take you , you sure are fine

ha! i didn't ride in on a horse i rode in on a donkey named horse. now that just flips the switch and turns off the lights on your bright fairy tale doesn't it poppa smurf

whoa whoa pull out the hose. stick up my nose. attach hose to fire hydrant. grab hose by the nose, flip the switch and spray you down. splash splash i got all sorts of cash

haha i got your uncles imitator really good because my watch wasn't in my pocket it was in my shoe. all you got there is some fiber eat it. sucka

goats are even really really goats, goats are imitations of baby horses. sucka! horseman got you good

oh wait everyone call Louis Ferakahn over here because we have a white guy imitating a black guys cat. uh ohhh you're sued.

ohhh look at me typing this to you wait.. oh no.. .it's not even me. it's my mom imitating me which means really really that i'm your moms uncle

i will refute this stupid question with the following answer: Mental stimulation forces sciatic nerve damage within the foot soldiers

ohh everybody put your eyes on me because i'm an eyeful of imitation juice mixed with 2 parts fiber 1 part topsoil and 99 parts breast milk from a cambodian immigrant

ohh look at me i'm sappy but really i'm just margarine

but there you say you're the master of a mother who imitates a tickler, thus you control the imitating imitators of ticklers

you're rhyming is a crime

my cows utters are ripe,dont you ween it

i'm imitating the imitators imitation of a foolish imitator.

look at me i think i'm the master imitator but i'm really only a master debater

so one day me and the zack attack headed over to the MAX. but as i was running i tripped and fell. everyone laughed at me. so i made ezabel to laugh back! muahahah

good thing i'm no longer a mime