Comments by ilikebirds

my boyfriend is sooooo cute we sit around together reading starwars books and then we discuss who is more jedi. i totally am more jedi.. because i am the force the force is me.. ME

This thread is comedy gold. I love it. ahahh haven't laughed this hard in months

me and my sister the other day threw cookies at each other. it was so funny.. then she ate the cookies with milk... i ate my cookies with PROTEIN!

i created ezabel because no one talks to me in real life

my girlfriend has all my personality

i just got a new car i'm so cool i want to drive to china!

i hope it's in my pants

i love japs so much i want to bomb something

i'm so pq'ish .

i want to have typhams babies

ahhh i've never said that. you have just ruined the imitation continuation of this little thread nation.

sure honey i'll get you that steak..

mtv movie awards are coming up this thursday!!! rules. 1. pick winner, no shot. lose, shot 2. when someone thanks a deity.. God, jesus, vishnu shot were there other rules?

greatest game ever, but i didn't see his butt. the only time i saw his butt was when i'm sitting on the plane looking at my pictures.

i so wish i had bigger bubs

wait let me look into my secret code x-3/5x=d.32gayme noppe.. that wasn't a reply.. you didn't reply. YOu're banned

i want my gfriend to move back to PA so she can be on ezabel more

mikayla is the only girl that said yes.

i was talking to this man on the phone today and he was so hot sounding i didn't want to get off the phone with him. i kept flirting with him it was amazing. i love his voice ohhh ohhhh his voice

you're banned you're banned you're banned i can't take joke you're banned you're banned

come over come over i want to cook cook cook i'll cook for everyone yay yay italian food it's soo good yay

i'm hick from south jersey and i like getting my teeth cleaned

ohhh i'm so excited i just got a new transformer i can't wait until it comes in the mail, shipped overnight express for two extra dollar, take of the s for savings. i'm gonna put on my tighty whiti...

Oh i'm soo cool i rock and i roll baby. i mean.. i rule.

eloquent and poignant, kinda like a tastey cookie, am i right?