Comments by ilikebirds
6,087 totalyou drink sky? ick, hate that stuff.
was she smoking weed?
bill doesn't have butt hair. he has butt fur. i mean it's like SOD. it's nuts
ever see pictures of paradise.. no teenagers ever. just babies/toddlers and old folks building houses. never a teenager running around
Cutest little girl came up to me last night while i was at the loon, little red dress .. pigtails.. cutest little thing you ever saw. anyway, out of the blue she approaches me and asked the sill...
what i dont understand is, that if there were 7 sheep ... who was the male that wasn't getting any? pooe man-sheep
i have butt hair. and lots of it. not on the cheeks though, thats just disgusting.
you are me. uh oh, thats not good
she is so sexy shes sleeping like a baby you wish you were me hhahaha
marry me!
you're dead to me.
i drink lots of beer i like lots of hot ladies so sue me you jerk
DONT MESS WITH CONAN! I LOVE HIM
mad tv is really funny sometimes, just like snl is really funny sometimes. all the same
Crap > You
His arnold and jay voice... BRILLiANT
When conan has fake guest stars on using the TV and the cut out lips. OMG , Brilliant
syllables boss, syllables. not words.
What taco bell is opened at 3 around here? jeez. i wish! thats why i didn't put it on the list, all the others have opened drive thru's in my arrrrrrea anyone i couldn't choose anything but a...
Quiet down my pretties, meow...
I've perfected the hipstring dance.
no it doesn't moron. i just means there's no cheese
A perfect world will be when Conan says " Stay tuned for Jay Leno, coming up next"
not really. At least a 3 month wait. Unless you got some pull that i dont know about.
you're dead to me.