Comments by ilikebirds

well lets stop forgetting... and is she hot in the picture?

wait, do you like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners?

FIRST POST ! on mr. journey. i win 2 marshmallows

I sooooooooooooooooooooooo hope he took out some yarn tied it underneath the wings of the cicada around the thorax and let that baby fly on the string! do it no

This is what i did 17 years ago to stop the cicadas. They haven't bothered me since 1. tons of hershey chocolate bars 2. go to local witchcraft store pick up cauldron 3. melt all that chocolat...

MY MOM. Awwww thats so sweet ty. so sweet. kinda makes me all warm inside my precious little heart. Tingles the inner jolly in my. Awwww

As I was riding down this beautiful cobblestone street in the middle of a warm breezy afternoon, I came across another concern. The wind blew through my mesh tanktop, causing my chest to erect i...

i wasn't born in america! darn my asian parents darn them all to hades. no wait, not HADES..i meant HAITI... i hear it's tropical and hot...

You should get one of those pets that you feed and then leave alone and when it's alone it dances. and make sure to set up a video camera because pets dancing alone is a surefire 10,000$ w...

i have billions of good times memories. thats not important. i'll re-state the good time i had with your brother. when we were in your basement and accidently ordered porn and had to tell your mo...

One time when my mom was pregnant, i punched her in the face and the baby came out, and i punched the baby. covered it in nachos and laughed. and then everyone just laughed. but it was just a jovi...

head covering. hahah. nice jew

you can do it , put your back in to ti

he didn't break any records. why is this all exciting. kerry wood had 20ks 2 years ago anyway randy johnson just pitched a perfect game at 40 years old. not thats amazing

I once put my 4 year old sister in a plastic trash bag , tied a knot so she couldn't breathe then beat her with a bat. after about 4 swings i punch one hole in the bag for air. oh man, that was...

bubs

if by OHIO you mean NEW JERSEY you are still soooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong

he was drafted by the asian in the racial draft of 2004 woods = 100% black

I prefer... ASIAN LICE is o-so NICE. That way people come up to me like little chimps, groom me, and eat my lice balls.

i think as people walk in , you should just punch them in the face. i mean, after the punch in the face , the wedding would seem much much better. ( dmv - dane cook )

Thats why people go hunting and fishing. So they gather food, good tastey delicious food.

msg me for the servers i play on i'll whoop you.

yea but. do you really want 3 pennies in your pants? i hate having change in my pants. my washing machine is broken because i forget to take change out of my pants.

carlos santan'd

gluifeerstrateas!