Comments by ilikebirds

when you say ' got it going on' you mean as in my pects and butt area right... yea god and momma did bless me.. hahah unfortunately i hide my assets from everyone.. because who wants everyone to...

ohh i can't wait i'm gonna go surfing today , then put on my billabong shirt and model it in front of sandra bullock. she wants me

major facet of the mack = Look hot

i'll knit you a toga , a pink one at that.. with a double wide crosshatch stich. i'll sew a rainbow on it too.

3 points if you can find the word prevaricator

i'm gonna put up my baby picture because tai--i mean everyone else did it

1. free gyms are all over the place. though not all govn't sponsored... i mean YMCA's and stuff.. free 2. Club bed and sleep...

my husband got bit by a cicada so i made my soon poop his pants

if i was any chubbier i'd be the marshmellow man's wife

my little son pooped in his pants today , it was so cute i took him to the doctor

Don't make me pull a chelios on you

i want to be in a band that plays cool music but i have no talent

(oh snap hahaha) i want to flash everyone my bubs but dont tell everyone

i love talking hockey with socalgal because i love her and want to check her

i like to make up dumb words that make no sense like reefies, porios, cheesedelighthamsteins

man i want to rent all the lord of the rings and watch all of them in a row 4 times in a row but my mom will yell at me because it's pass my 9pm bed time

my cat just puked on my shoes, i think i'm gonna take pictures of it

hey guys lets go swing dancing but not dance. i just want to stand around and scope chicks

i wish everyone knew how much katie really dislikes me

hey everyone check out my pictures they are closeups of my face , so i can scare childrens

did someone say babies? i want to get plastic bags and fill them with babies. i hate babies. but really, i think babies are so cute

tuna has so much protein in it.. all i eat is tuna then i have a shake.. then i do jumping jacks . sometimes i eat cheese

i dont know how to tie a tie, but you know what i'll google it. let me google it and find out what the right way is to tie a tie, then maybe i'll write an article on it and approve it for the fr...

(oh snap haha) hey who wants me take pictures i want to take pictures of everything . here stand there, and let me snap snap.. i want to marry photography

i messed up at work again and i'm getting yelled at. i hate life