Comments by fivezero

check out the new dollar menu. off the hinges.

wow! cool! a spanish echo!

theres a hot dog place by me, on the boardwalk, called Diggler's. A very suggestive and smarmy establishment [the tag like is "size matters"]. Huge, delicious hot dogs though. Whew!

Do you think that I would miss the hot dog shop too?

richard cranium mode

there will be minimal drinking. like just one Woo Woo each! lets bring the lil jewbagel so i can cuddle her to death.

sounds hot. why do i have to wait til she's of age?

Jazzy is a shameless cuddler. She'd cuddle with Osama.

When you want to be with a real man and stop holding onto your precious virginity...oh wait! Did he already try that one? jk

I'd definitely do SOMETHING to make him stop. Me and Summer have a lil...

yeah, that too.

chris had something strange hanging out of his boxers, so i'm thinking maybe it was a good idea we split, lol

and he kicked me, gab and milt out of his house on new years! i drank allll his blackhaus tho. punkace!

well, ha ha, i, uh, no. no, pat.

i'll lend you gab for a while for cuddling pandemonium

no, they don't get modded

you don't go in THAT early. looks like you'll have to go to the gym early in the morning. wives hate when your moobs are bigger than their boobs.

they're done. the sox got their number.

no, nothing like that.
http://www.cuddleparty.com/

these things are people who are mentally ill. it sounds fun though.

i'm sorry i laughed, honey

his fat bald pal, pete thorton was a nice fellow.

because *sobs* I am Bridget the Midget!

Thanks for that. Dwarves and midgets shouldn't be divided! So one has slightly longer arms than the other, they're still small and creepy. In the new system midgets and dwarves will be doing Ring...

in this class midgets will read you stories, feed you meals, and kiss you on the cheek repeatedly. you will grow to love their oblong heads, stumpy arms and tiny bodies.

TRIVIA: Judith Barsi who did the voice for Ducky was murdered by her father before the movie was released