Comments by fivezero

Mondays: the other white meat

red bull and citrus stoli! drink of drinks.

keep in mind: dreaming isn't an occupation

bananas before bedtime cause nightmares

good job

No, THIS is what you want--
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sado-school girl/assassin/body gaurd, Go-Go Yubari, makes SECOND attack with hello kitty short sword. calls ferrari automobiles italian trash. attack yield 54676HP damage to all players in room.

mmm, olives

it was totally cleaned, thank goodness. the cleaning dude didn't mention anything either. sadly, i didn't have time for code red today.

Actually, no. My computer and printer at work was acting up SO BAD! i almost said curse words.

i forgot deoderant too. i wear it.

ever forget to put it one day and you're like "oh, no!" i hate that.

hang over, i'm sure of it

it IS great to be home! had a terrible morning tho.

are you so pressed for time that you can't type "parents" and "insurance?"

you're so vain. you probably think this journals about you. jk!

i'm way low maint. all i use is toothpaste, floss, shaving cream, razors, after shave, hair gel and a finishing spray when i'm just...

you're exotic

That's a guys fear of having two mothers. The fear of a mom/girfriend super power team up. very scary, lol.

If anyone has around 175,000 bucks lying around--please buy me a Mercedes SL65 AMG

OFFICIAL: http://www.mbusa.com/brand/container.jsp?/models/main.jsp&modelCode=SL65&src=MODELSELECTOR
USER...

you are white, with soul, wiggerace!

i agree with these statement. i'll go eat a piece of chicken now.

ok, wellll don't let him disrespect you too much...

I know! I always pop up in my seat when I see it. Man, SO funny.

me neither. she's all that.

HAAA! that guy was having an extremely hormonal minute coupled with impure thoughts. run away!

who got hit with the golf cart in the commercial?