Comments by fivezero

it's mazel tov cocktail time, partner!

i usually have an orange and a m.d. code red

i think he means that all the blonde hair, blue eyed guys are taken because gals like them and that leaves a lotta dark haired dudes aside, pining.

bulk up and grow a beard. you can BE him.

Webby is right. His characters are structurally VERY similar.

Yes. Call me daddy.

wow, dude. so close. you'll get 'em next time.

this reminds me of a Goldfinger/BloodhoundGang show i went to. they let some kid on stage and said he had to drink a 12 pack of warm mountain dew...

It's a terrible feeling. So, I just eat it as fast as I can, like three bites per swallow and I frantically run for a tooth pick after.

That's just me though. I'm sure they're mad cool.

They look alien. This is what I imagine a "whomp-rat" from Star Wars looks like.

i think it can be done. just try not to think of it as a galon. figure a lil more than 3/4 of a quart per minute. try not to look at the galon container. maybe get someone to pour the cups for...

i cackled. i never cackle. and i cackled. did you cackle? i think you're more of a chuckler.

I love the Pete Yorn album Music For The Morning After. I don't know if I relate to a lot of it, but if I were to do a soundtrack to my life, I'd DEFINITELY do in Pete's style. Amazing stuff. I'll...

It's definitely a bad day to be FIVEZERO! I'm sorry, I'm sorry AND I'm sorry.

There isn't much that I'm afriad of, but I don't think I'd wanna even HOLD one of those things, not for a second. Let alone OWN one. They're cute, but kinda gross.

More like "viola! I'm here and I'm queer! show me to the butts!"

I agree with you. He explains his scientific matters well and in a fairly detailed manner while not making the reader feel like a retard. And it's always interesting. His characters are kinda...

delores

it should be marked as UTOPIAN

sadly, he hates himself. unlike the other fruit who wears his gayness like a rainbow cape.

Opening night. It's a must.

Rivers is not a rapper.

do you to pry teeth from the charred remains of human beings? gross, but i'm sure it pays very well.

a little guy insight: sometimes, if you ask a guy about a certain he'll answer about how he feels about YOU, even if he says or even thinks he's talking about the movie. it's a way to cut off...

I always thought Homo Ebony was a magazine for gay black people.