Comments by fivezero

uh, never type "kix" EVER again

Ophelia is Aviator! BAHAHA!

the girls professing ignorance are self concious of their flora and have had or are having issues with it. jk!

*NEWS* Crowe, Clooney, Hanks, and Jackman Battle for Role

Star actors Russell Crowe, George Clooney, Tom Hanks and Hugh Jackman are battling for the lead role in movie adaptation of best-seller The...

BUHAHAHAHAHA
http://themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/forgotten.html

he looks like he's been main-lining vodka

i wondered that too.

this is totally true. i beseech you chicks: be proud of your flora. because it's powerful.

okay, you've used this comment template for like a million other comments. you're nothing but a hack.

Why do all girls front like the flora aint flourishing?

HAHAHA, awesome!

I will not deprive my beloved Ezabelers of TRUTH. I just don't want someone to run off saying shmeg, shmeg, shmeg and then someone overhearing it be like, "what the www.fark.com did she just say?!"

I imagine it's true.

and chocolate rice milk too. don't forget.

and that means Cool Down, youngin'!

Run ALL over the stage, kick off of amps, do timed jumps that looked about 5 feet high to me AND the occasional "swing your guitar around your whole body" trick.

i was hoping Karamo wouldn't do the typical self loathing lonely angry black man. i hope he was drunk because he was acting like a total childish retard. MJ better just back up, theres no...

I've thought of this. I wish I had ALL my ticket stubs from all the concerts I've gone to. As of now, I can't remember HALF of the shows I've been to. I think I might try to make a list of the...

I think people should know what this stuff really is. Bleck.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smegma

No. I know you. I do. Really, I do.

of course. a kid i know said mazel tov cocktail and i melted down so bad. molotov. hehe.

y'know what dentists really hate?

when you punch their teeth out.

Muse is VERY good. The Movielife is VERY good. Yeah Yeah Yeahs are amazing. Piebald rules.

Of course. We're speaking generally. We're not saying that it's the rule, but GENERALLY--it's true. Yes, rudebois walk. We know that. And, yes, it's common knowledge that beauty is in the eye of...

Feldman is the man. He commands the stage. Always.

I miss their old guitarist, I think his name was Charlie. The bald dude. He was like a metal guitarist or something. I've seen them a lot of...