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yay Sep 29, 2004

My dad said schmeg (shhhmeg hard sh sound) for the longest time I could remember, no one ever heard of it and my relatives even started using it. So wierd. Maybe someone could help me define it. ...

suchgr8heights Sep 29, 2004

grosss, i HATE that word!! My friend uses it to describe orange juice pulp

fivezero Sep 29, 2004

I think people should know what this stuff really is. Bleck. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smegma

suchgr8heights Sep 29, 2004

*BOMB EXPLODING* ok, not cool Bri, not cool.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I will not deprive my beloved Ezabelers of TRUTH. I just don't want someone to run off saying shmeg, shmeg, shmeg and then someone overhearing it be like, "what the www.fark.com did she just say?!"

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