Comments by fivezero

the call has been made. make sure you stand near your bedroom window...

I'd recommend Zoe and NOT Christina. Zoe has proved herself in better movies that Christina has. Zoe is pretty good. Dominican too.

Elaborate.

it's true. and your mama's bi.

oi! last season had no gays. this season won't have any either. queer.

I can't break dance, but I like to watch people do it. S'fun.

That's just like you. Takin' the easy way out.

say "boggle" one more time i'm sending an assassin to collect your head

your dad must not be that hot then

old trick. and a little smarmy. totally something those dudes on Night at the Roxbury would do, while smashing their pelvises into you.

Did he have a bandaid on the back of his neck?

threaten your landlord. show him you're not scared. wave a large calibur pistol in his face. then give him a WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES brochure and ask him "is this really what you want?"

I was thinking we could make it a weekend thing. Lots of drinking, cussing and affairs.

i know who he is and what his views are. not stuff i like. interesting still.

you watch too much tv

Spanish, eh? I wrote most of it. Don't be sensetive. Let the good times roll.

hey, dude. s'good to see you.

please, step away from the crack pipe

"straight" as in a straight person for our "crooked" jokes. most comedic duos play on that dynamic, but reality series have been effectively using it to assemble casts that make for high drama and...

Coffee after dinner with dessert is good. Otherwise it's just a another trendy legal stimulant.

He's only the star of the movie. Angelina Jolie is NOT the Sky Captian. Believe that!

WOW, NEW THREAD!

You're no good, you're no good, you're no good. Baby, you're no good.

In mexico Corona was domestic and costed 2.00 OR LESS! i was krunk on Coronas the whole time.

wow. i kept seeing "scoring pot" but thats not what you meant at all. the bandits are dope. did the trombone player spit water into the air? i love when he does that.