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my stomach will EAT your stomach

on poll
Sep 6, 2004

actually, that woulda sounded cool

Sep 6, 2004

aw, a babe as to badness. pimps have a couple long nails to distribute cocaine to themselves and their, um, employees.

Sep 6, 2004

wow, dude. amazing. glad you're havin' a good time over there. soak it up. meet any fit birds?

Sep 6, 2004

Wow. 12 player in the basement. I happen to know--had I attended--NO ONE WOULDA PLAYED HALO ON XBOX. seems like that how things go for me. stinks. i was excited.

family from florida visited....

Sep 6, 2004

went from a chevy to a benz
bein' alone--to havin' freinds
your face in a sniper lens
killin' competition on weekends

desks and cubes are for those that settle
i put away business and pack gun metal
...

Sep 4, 2004

hook a brother up by coming to the EZABEL LAN PARTY! i'll, uh, shoot you...

Sep 4, 2004

yeah, the time is screwy!

Sep 4, 2004

is it me or is the time screwy?

Sep 4, 2004

this thing is tomorrow. i doubt anyone will see this in time, but ARE PEOPLE PLAYING XBOX!? i sure hope so. if not i'll stay home...and play xbox.

Sep 4, 2004

wait a minute! are those butt cracks showing?!

on journal WHY
Sep 2, 2004

Did he fart in front of that nice girl?

Sep 2, 2004

When and where?

Sep 2, 2004

NEVER SAY: "it's not a big deal" or "stop crying." or "i'll give you a reason to cry." girls hate that last one especially.

Sep 2, 2004

rancid. gimme her in Hackers. UBER-HOT!

on poll
Sep 2, 2004

Those first two are AWESOME! That site is so cool. So far I've had two made. It's totally nuts.

on journal WHY
Sep 2, 2004

I'm down too.

Sep 2, 2004

Should I bother coming since I won't be bringing my computer? Be truthful, I can handle it.

Sep 2, 2004

Y'know. As much as it is an unfortunate thing--I think that's true, but don't crush her dreams...

Sep 2, 2004

this reminds me of www.explodingdog.com pretty funny.

on journal WHY
Sep 2, 2004

oh hush

Sep 2, 2004

Most Ghey!

Sep 2, 2004

It's a homemade "Gab would" contraction.

Sep 2, 2004

Most Sarcastic!

Sep 1, 2004

You and Gab'd get along.

Sep 1, 2004

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