Comments by fivezero

a remake of the BAD NEWS BEARS appears to be in the works. with Richard Linklater directing and Billy Bob Thornton playing the drunken little league coach. sounds like a homerun to me. chehehe.
htt...

This isn't weird. Because I love Jude Law.

I like Enid. Good name. Enid.

Beheading people! I used to be able to joke about this! But that drink does sound marvelous.

name it Travis Bickle! or Corben Dallas. maybe even Tyler Durden. i like Scout as a dog name. because dogs, like, scout around and look for stuff...and poop.

THAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS?! Oh, get over yourself!

You aren't DEAD yet? Let me get right on it...

I pop my supplements and I'm off. No coffee. I almost always swig out of the juice container before I run out the door. Never drink juice at my house, or you run the risk of making out with...

Hank Aaron?

Why won't he say sorry?

one and only

This is all sensationalism.

Actually, he didn't help the situation any.

you don't love Mike anymore?

Invest.

Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Also don't tell anyone that Ian is trying to be your pimp.

Have you got a DV cam? Once every couple of months we could get together and shoot a buncha silly stuff and post shorts periodically on Ezabel.

Imagine K holding a large caliber pistol. She'd shoot her...uh, head off.

I'd like to participate. I'm...funny?

Dirty Harry?

i like when he put the squirrel in his outfit to block that dudes killer punch. and the squirrel is all smashed and the guy says "my end of the bargian, little friend." and he drops some nuts on...

dang, a girl can't ever hurt you enough

cool. where?

Sad, really.