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i'm not crazy. i'm not insane. why is everyone looking at me like that? am i that transparent?

Jun 11, 2004

i skatebaord with 3637 sexy men while on one of my 5 breaks at work.

Jun 11, 2004

do me next! do me next!

in thread detox · Food
Jun 11, 2004

i used to go there a lot because i was dating someone kinda in that area at that time. there was an open mic night and we'd go and goof off and stuff. the Ragin' Cheeches, later to be called Guil...

Jun 11, 2004

it's donnie shanberg from cool beans in oradel

Jun 10, 2004

whereas I voted juuust right. muahahah!

on poll
Jun 10, 2004

dan endorses his own Self High Colonic Kit DAN - "i love mine"

in thread detox · Food
Jun 10, 2004

i had a crush on Mon Mothma. OH! and admiral ackbar! "it's a trap!"

Jun 10, 2004

i love existentialism and fascist thought. communism makes me blush. i'm so irish, i drink green beer all year 'round!

Jun 10, 2004
Jun 10, 2004

i can't believe you just trashed my TWO favorite crichton books!

in thread reading · eZabel Book Club
Jun 10, 2004

i enjoy am considering getting calf implants like that guy on MTV. he's in such good shape. sometimes i wish i weren't a non-practicing gay male.

Jun 10, 2004

i wish to make love to the robert smith until he desintegrates.

Jun 10, 2004

yeah, true! halo2 this winter! xbox parties out the wazoo. again.

Jun 10, 2004

oh, i got into a car accident with a co-worker and then all i could think about was making out with hot cops, all night.

Jun 10, 2004

[LOL, my favorite so far]

Jun 10, 2004

right now, i'm breast feeding dr. atkins illegitamate babies.

Jun 10, 2004

this thread makes me curioso and nervioso. mmmm, sour kraut!

Jun 10, 2004

i'd prefer womanizing--and holding red cups of beer over womens heads as i grind on them in clubs--to a meaningful relationship.

Jun 10, 2004

y'know. i used to be a huge michael crichton fan. i've read every one of his books except for the latest two, timeline and prey. they just didn't interest me. i may get back on the MC horse tho...

in thread reading · eZabel Book Club
Jun 10, 2004

i'm so city, i'm so street! i'm patty from block!

Jun 10, 2004

oh, i wonder how brian does it! i wonder if a girl will EVER hold my hand.

Jun 10, 2004

i must wear baggy pants because my legs are skinny! pass the Jncos!

Jun 10, 2004

i was goofing off in gym one time and i lobbed a basketball from half court and it went in. i was like, "hey, cool."

Jun 9, 2004

AND a seperate room for xbox halo players!

Jun 9, 2004

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