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skaorsk8 Jun 9, 2004

ohh look at me i never have any debt, i'm perfect, i'm just one of those people who manages money better than the credit card companies themselves!!

fivezero Jun 10, 2004

i must wear baggy pants because my legs are skinny! pass the Jncos!

skaorsk8 Jun 10, 2004

oh, if only dan would stop trying to steal my woman!

fivezero Jun 10, 2004

oh, i wonder how brian does it! i wonder if a girl will EVER hold my hand.

ilikebirds Jun 10, 2004

my girlfriend has all my personality

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'd prefer womanizing--and holding red cups of beer over womens heads as i grind on them in clubs--to a meaningful relationship.

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