Comments by fivezero

I could not agree with this more.

hush, peanut

contrived fiction

it's true! i'm not is biographer!

i like when they use him for their gags! he'll be like "Hi Conan!" and he'll be dressed like a pimp or have his brains exposed.

Pilots. It depends on the pilots.

Red Sonja was hot

i know dude like that, jesse from PA, he's got it BAAAD. we were at a formal and right after diner he goes "man, my shoes are uncomfortable" he gets up and i didn't exactly keep track of him, i t...

AND, YES, I DID THINK YOU WERE GONNA GIVE IT UP TO ME! SO, HA!

i'm with her on the Britney bashing, but smile for a second, you whiny emo wannabe poster child for canadian downs syndrome victums.

you have to respect the sexy ska slow jams that HEPCAT do so well. for some reason when music like that is playing, and you're looking at your girl, EVERYTHING is allll right.

let the sun not sent with a midget in a provoke state

my girlfriend has 20 pairs of flip flops. she needs to seek professional help.

stop using and corrupting our innocent and impressionable peter

* Michel Gondry [Eternal Sunshine] is directing an adaptation of the sci-fi thriller MASTER OF SPACE AND TIME by Rudy Rucker. Jack Black is attached to star in the project for DreamWorks. It's abou...

and bums don't flush

friend: "Hey, Brian! Want to go to the movies?!" brian: HOW MANY MORE VIALS!? WHAT!? I NEED MORE TIME!"

why do girls who've only heard maybe 2 other Queen songs like the song, Fat Bottomed Girls? you guessed it. they have fat bottoms. you heard it here first, folks.

awesome! i'm in the zone!

that show is funny. i watch it sometimes. i like the host.

I agree. He could play tee ball like no one else. And how he'd waddle over to the bases. Adorable, in a completely unhealthy way.

anything crystal method, most fatboy slim, lots of silly paul oakenfold ibiza mixes. and groove is in the heart, by dee-lite.

haha, yeah, she's a nutty one. you're way nuttier.

and his downward spiral into womanizing and drug abuse. it would end with him strapping a bomb to his fuzzy white chest and running into the trix factory screaming "if i can't have you nooo onnnee...

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