Comments by fivezero

Hopefully, he'll listen because he'll have two [you and me] puerto ricans after him if he doesn't knock off the abuse.

I remember when my pal Sal's hamster died. We were sad. I flipped it over with a popsicle stick and conducted a crude autopsy mostly by rolling it over and over with the popscile stick. I then t...

"whoa"

Dude, don't be such a wuss. Theres a ton of things you can make him feel stupid about. Also, you could just end the smear campaign and reason with him. If he doesn't listen to reason then of...

Yeah! You look like Sammy Sosa! Or was it that other baseball player?

wow, what'd she say?

Go Go Yubari

time for tvtorrent!

indulge already

everyone who saw this loved it. me and the lady are gonna rent it soon. good times.

mayyyyyybeeee, ahem, nooooo

I didn't hear many great things either. Release dates for long overdue games. Thats it. Halo2, MGS:3, GTA:SA and a few other minor treats. Disappointing.

agreed. being the grand-puba of this forum, i didn't want to rain on her parade. the movie looks to be UTTER REFUSE. it's so bad that the director of the new and destined to be GREAT batman movi...

i haven't seen any ezabel poets yet! boo-yeah! i keed, i keed.

HAHA! thats the funniest "where is kate moss?" story yet, lol. "she's in my room, doing push ups and getting buff" KILLER.

this reminds me of that movie MIMIC. scary good times.

mine too. ever have the BIG WHITE one? bliss, i tell you.

they used digital cameras and not regular film. it's a lot cheaper.

he's talking about Enough, that J-Lo movie. it wasn't a terrible movie, actually. RayRay, she doesn't in essence kill him--she KILLS him RAW. with her lil taped up mits. bad bad bad. she r...

yes?

Stewart and Swan. The only two reasons to watch that show. OH! And that old lady with the pouch under her belly who laughs like butthead, but faster "uhuhuhuh, uhuhuhuhuh"

the best: MS. SWAN! that lil chubby asian lady. cracks me up so bad. also the Stories Told with Pictures always kill me.

NIPPLE SKIN, to be exact. It's brutal.

i want to see a headline explaining his decline after fluke strike sweep: "BEN SHEETS IN TOILET."

when were young, my sister and i used to push each other around in a laundrey basket. cute enough, right? well, one time she pushed my down a flight of stairs! we were getting close to the stair...