I remember when my pal Sal's hamster died. We were sad. I flipped it over with a popsicle stick and conducted a crude autopsy mostly by rolling it over and over with the popscile stick. I then threw the tainted stick and hit Sal's sister on the lips with it. Precision.
The cause of death: natural hamster causes
u were a troubled child weren't you?
ok. who squealed?
i would have liked to have seen the look on rita's face at that moment.