Comments by fivezero

i have a tiki-guy from the bahamas. it's not a tiki-god, a tiki-guy.

Lumpy Pickletush

still wanna help me fix my Citation!?

crumbly and moldy. like old feta.

* Newmarket Films will unveil a director's cut of DONNIE DARKO at the Seattle Film Festival on May 29. The new version will have 20 minutes of never-before-seen footage, new visual effects, and new...

* New Line Cinema has picked up the comic book HAWAIIAN DICK to develop as a starring vehicle for Johnny Knoxville. Damian Shannon and Mark Swift have been brought on board to adapt. Set in 1953, t...

Another reason to snag a Gamecube! METROID2! http://www.gamespot.com/news/2004/04/27/news_6094646.html

Holy Moly. Gimme the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and JayZ andddd no one else! [don't forget taht boy toldja--get..that..dirt off ya shouldas]

OH! and old nasty Pai Mei snatched that "defiant eye" didn't he! HAHAHA!

Beatrix Kiddo learned the five point exploding heart technique and Bill didn't! Loser!

i don't think you know who i am and i'm fairly certain you've never met me. but i understand what you're saying, even tho i think your tone and execution is condescending and a bit combative. ...

thanks, lindsay. and thanks for the chibi reference. there was a guy i used to work with we called Chibi, because he looked like chibi-trunkz from dragonball gt or something. i laughed so hard w...

so evil

Yes, sir. It's from Donnie Darko. It's special.

Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption and Dolans Cadillac, by Stephen King.

THATS pretty intense. I'm almost the same way. Only I read about 100 or so pages a day, of course, depending on how good the book is.

I saw Dane Cook at Carolines. He's like Brian Regan but more obnoxious and fast paced. Brian Regan is killer tho.

reminds me of when i saw 2Fast 2Furious [shhh] with some pals. there were some young hooligans sitting behind us heckling just about everyone and everything. a baby cried for a second in the back...

shhh, child, shhh

fruity

I couldn't EVEN play lead triangle.

Nothing. I have no musical talent.

give it to me ONE TIME...!

days dawnin', skins crawlin'

woody allen is the master of dialogue, only challenged by quentin tarantino. but woody is a card all right