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ties are for guys

Apr 14, 2004

I got 4. After the first few I was lost. This is hard.

Apr 14, 2004

Dave Chapelle, hehe. He does this thing about how Sesame Street teaches kids how to judge people. Kid talking to Oscar the Grouch - "Oscar, you are a grouch." Oscar - "B**ch, I live in a tra...

Apr 14, 2004

i hate that. i play with people sometimes tho. i look back real quick and scared as if a crowd surfer is approaching and people kinda duck and flinchingly look back. i die.

Apr 14, 2004

I like OmegaPeter. I want to spend more time with him.

on journal love much?
Apr 14, 2004

HAH! thats so funny! i don't know why i find that funny! fat is funny. i don't know why everyone is so depressed about it.

on journal what an emo day
Apr 14, 2004

whoa, thats the TYLER DURDEN of squirrels. he'll do you like Angel-Face!

on journal Poland
Apr 14, 2004

this is a VERY good thing. it will be played. at length.

Apr 14, 2004

I noted that to myself a couple days ago. I was like, "pet peeve? what a stupid term." we should replace it. many things disturb my essence, but i refuse to call it a pet peeve!

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Apr 14, 2004

96 inch rims? playa please! mine are 214 inches. regular folk won't be able to get those jawns til next season!

Apr 14, 2004

he'll get better

Apr 14, 2004

Yeah, I think so too. I thik Ian is hoping she doesn't explore this and give examples, lol.

on journal love much?
Apr 14, 2004

I liked this journal. And I know about being the house maid. Stinks. As for teleporters, I don't thik I'd want to be the guy to try the first prototype. Too iffy. Playing videogames and drivin...

Apr 13, 2004

and drinking seltzer

Apr 13, 2004

goodnight, folks!

on journal what an emo day
Apr 13, 2004

OH, is THAT what they call IT now? kinda gross.

on journal what an emo day
Apr 13, 2004

but who am i to come into a hockey forum and complain about cherlios references?! i'm outta here! demolecularize the dead horse!

in thread Hockey · Sports
Apr 13, 2004
Apr 13, 2004

i'd like to watch you dance salsa

Apr 13, 2004

<----is cool any which way he points---->

Apr 13, 2004

Macking Forum...NOW!

on journal what an emo day
Apr 13, 2004

"Bill, it's your baby"--BANG!

Apr 12, 2004

<------even cooler than ever before

Apr 12, 2004

the dead horse is nothing but hide and bone chips. beaten flat.

in thread Hockey · Sports
Apr 12, 2004

you promoted nietzche!!!

Apr 12, 2004

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