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yeah, go dark again.

Nov 29, 2007

that monochrome look turns me OFF. actually, i like contrast. i realize that because i like pale girls with dark hair... and the occasional hispanic girl with crazy blonde hair. though more the ...

Nov 29, 2007

better than using the ass bone of a male jew

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Nov 29, 2007

i'm not so sure... rowr

Nov 29, 2007

bacardi is 80 proof, but that cruzan mango stuff is like half that and is used more for flavor. So, do one ounce of each. it's yummy.

Nov 29, 2007

YEAH! Man boobs are OFFENSIVE! TELL HIM!

Nov 29, 2007

oh, get up

Nov 29, 2007

you can't pull the wool over my eyes

Nov 29, 2007

you deserve a good woman. and a better mistress.

Nov 29, 2007

go to an IDM club. score some Absinthe. get into a fight with soccer hooligans and WIN. make out with an older, italian woman. go to a pub and pass out in your fish and chips. come h...

Nov 29, 2007

best mojito everrrrr! mint half tea spoon of raw sugar bacardi rum cruzan mango rum ginger ale KILLER.

Nov 29, 2007

that's all the help anyone ever needs. a good dropkick usually sets matters straight.

Nov 29, 2007

hubby: "hey, how's it going?" wife: "good, honey. you sleep okay?" hubby: "sure did. dreamed about those delicious burritos you made." *plop plop plorped ffrrrrrrrp* wife: "oh, wow. ...

Nov 29, 2007

for crying out loud, an ipod dock? i'd be afriad of dropping it in there.

Nov 29, 2007

you can use it on yay's back!

Nov 29, 2007

hm, i didn't really mean fastidious. i meant.. structured. yeah. structured.

Nov 28, 2007

i had a girlfriend who visited me from 3+ hours away before i left for a cruise. she stuck around town after i'd left [i forget why] and her car started acting up. so, she takes it to get checked...

Nov 28, 2007

when do hippy girls NOT flip the bird?

Nov 28, 2007

no offense, lol. but you could be a composite for one of the characters in the movies i made up above... the second one, lol. hippy world traveler happy girl... HUNTED! awww. JK

Nov 28, 2007

unfortunately, for it to be any good, it'd have to be a digitally shot indie. perhaps centered around disenchanted french rich kids hanging out and waxing intellectual/philosophical. there'd have...

Nov 28, 2007

with witness raves! JK

Nov 28, 2007

We do. I was thinking the same thing.

Nov 28, 2007

very nice, bro. all the best!

Nov 28, 2007

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