Comments by fivezero

this makes for a really funny visual. balsa brotherman, wooden head popping up from his suit... you walk up and punch his face and it breaks up into wood chips! lol

oh, man! glad you're okay, honey.

good for you. work network abuse is a disease. i don't know if alyssa left her sweater or not. i haven't heard anything. and, nah, i didn't get much footage. too busy having fun. i only ...

HAHAHAAAAAAAAA! good one, bro.

sure, yeah. i'm just afraid of dolphins now.

productivity stays the same, due to misuse of said network

me too.

i had a very different experience... i was rippin' some rad waves on my boogie board when a shark began to attack me ... out of nowhere, a pod of dolphins formed a pretective ring around me ... aft...

it was a third of a quart of OJ

this is a new Mars Volta song and video. they have a new album coming out called The Bedlam In Goliath. this song isn't hard to listen to and is for anyone who's ever cracked a smile or said the Ma...

this is a new Mars Volta song and video. they have a new album coming out called The Bedlam In Goliath. this song isn't hard to listen to and is for anyone who's ever cracked a smile or said the Ma...

execute him

when a girl says she COERCED a guy it means she bought him with sex!

The Writers Guild turns out to be sufficiently evil to sideline even Jack Bauer. Fox has decided it doesn’t want to just give fans only half a day in Bauer’s life, so the thriller’s 7th seas...

this is MY work, btw.

<b>Future Pancake Message</b> This is a digital transmission found bouncing around inside the atmosphere of a small asteroid believed to have recently exited a black hole. Findings such as this ...

i agree with the movies thing. i hate watching movies when it's light out.

i've seen it. it's retarded.

wow. is everyone affected that much by the light and darkness outside? to me, those things barely register. i look at the numbers on the clock and i get up and go. i guess i understand thou...

hey, i don't know how you percieved it, but i gained an hour. made good use of it too!

you probably need to give her the katie "catty cake face." your old chair will return to it's original place by the end of the day.<br> <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="...

come on in for the big one, bro *hug*<br> <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q2/fbfiveohv3/sumohug.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing ...

hahahaha, that's funny.

haha! all boobs should be D cups. girls AND guys!

you've always reminded me of Brittany Murphy in Clueless. in the best way possible.