Comments by ilikebirds

maybe he likes pandas

maybe he likes me

yea but she'll never send you a package! ... hahahah love ya

well thats different. A guy still isnt' gonna call her a GIRLFRIEND..

he's gonna call her a Quick fix

point is.. you'll quicker see a hot chick run to her friends and say " i got a new boyfriend.. he's so sweet, funny, caring.. but he's not a great looker" to her girlfriends

but you WON'T see a guy...

yup. it's not sugar coated or anything. not how you want the world to work.. but there's no denying the truth.

If you've thought it... you did it

If he is hot and she is hot... Something WILL happen
If she is hot and he is NOT... Something MIGHT happen
If she is not hot and he is HOT...Most Likely Won't Happen

AMENDMENT :
If she is NOT hot...

I hate ian. lets SCALP him...

a culture were you beat your wife... interesting.

I think i should win CUTEST COUPLE.

cutest couple of butt cheeks that is!

You guys would see my cool sweet sensitive side in the confessional. where i cry and cry and cry and then take off my clothes and cry more.

crying naked is so underrated. i bet not even a hand full...

What's in a name? That which we will call a rose. By any other word would smell as sweet.

or in this case, HOT

lets cuddle

this happened to me once, but instead of apologizing to my cat, i ate him. with fried rice

13 yeah, good times fer sure. thats when you find out about a lot of interesting things. good times. nothing like a little lewis and clark to make life interesting.
i dont know what i'm talking...

it's ok i like you too. lets dance... break style.

i hope the next one i go out with is the one right before the next one. shhh dont tell my lady

you figured out my secret code!! dang nabbit

i need MORE aides

i like games. especially tag

i actually took notes during our dumb meetings in this language.. and people would just be like " wthades"
anyway.. I have Adult A.D.D. and without drugs.. i have to do something else to occupy my...

Bored at work during hours and hours of meetings.. .just sitting there listening to sentences like " lets create great synergies" ... I created my own entire Alphabet.. it's hot.i'll have to upload it

plus he likes you