Comments by thefunkyfresh

ewww... that's just gross. besides, don't you know what the cold does to guys?

Its matt and the jessman hanging in a tree
and we're R-A-P-P-I-N-G
first comes fame, then comes the money
then come the girlies who are sweeter than honey
the next man on the mic is big bad J,
so...

i just went to lunch with 4 friends, all who are married, man im i a loser! wait no! they're losers! seriously being single rocks

my team was so good last year, jp somehow squeaked by me though... unbelievable.

i think its really good to want to be in shape, but this country has such a warped view of self image. Blown so way out of proportion, its messed up so many girl's lives.

at least she doesnt have very far to fall

i dont really have a need for it, i don't drive on toll roads enough to warrant it. when i was traveling from work to school i would go thru 2 tolls on the GSP but not anymore. SUCKAS!

just the last coupla months

different people have different goals, i guess its different for women, but right now i'm trying to GAIN weight. i wanna be JACKED!

mike u should take up bass and voc's

of the mentioned ones, i've only had pizza hut and dominoes. my favorite franchised pizza place is Enzo's though... definitely.

i dunno, i don't want people to feel like i'm counseling them or anything. we should all just get along. i mean, look at me, i have no opinions and i'm totally happy. word to the wise

man am i glad those days are over...

It's not nice for people to insult others. i mean, we're not in middle school, why can't we at least try to act like adults? I hate to whip out the Bible, but there's a scripture that says "all...

NO YOU ARE!!

exactly, like if somebody asked you "How much ice cream did you eat?" the proper response would not be "thank you!" it would be "shut up you stupid pygmie, you're a fox i tell ya! a FOX!!!"...

i love how married people give these kinds of answers

Why does that elf lady have to give up her immortal life to be with Aragorn? I mean, what guy wouldn't love it if their wife never got old?

i think steve martin answered that in father of the bride 2

moral of the story: mike has the IQ of a retarded gnat

yeah, come on... duh!

this pic reminds me of the one from the bible story book when the angel killed all the assyrians...

all these comments are GAY

well, looks like they use the same computer

resign yourself to it. it makes everything a lot easier.