Comments by thefunkyfresh

been matt kelly for a lifetime.

yeah dude, i'll be in Vermont. anyway u know how bad i am at those games, but if u played C&C red alert i would dominate!!

is that an innuendo?

wow! i really hope this one works out!

definitely not!! i'd wait till she left the house and do it when she wasn't around. duh!! common sense!!

if you look at pictures of my mom as a baby she looks just like my sister. most people say we take after our dad more though

well since they're no so much "husbands" as they are "stuffed animals" i wouldn't worry about the names per se

nicknames... matt, matty poo, matty poo-poo face, kelly, MK, dirk (for dirk nowitzki the b-ball player... tall white guy for those that don't know b-ball)... i think that's pretty much it

some...

wow, those were hard ones... and i love the beat-sie boys

i bought an nsync album and i've been to a britney spears concert. i'm not proud of that.

just a slight touch of OCD

i'm AMAZING at hockey. and by that i mean "i've heard of eric lindros"

haha... never saw the movie so i can't retort. but being that you are skinnier than me, i dont know what that makes you

yeah... deep thoughts

these facts have been mentioned like 8,000 times on ezabel. Nobody cares. get over it.

except by "funny" you mean "lame"

wow! nice job ian!

i guess it's possible. they moved there like 5 years ago, my aunts husband is an airline pilot, i'll try to find out exactly where they live.

no unfortunately they're not. but call on them! (i don't know where they live though, i've never been there)

here's one:

Last selection at the ballgame
and does never get a pass
unappreciated just his first name
he's the scapegoat of the class

i have an aunt, uncle and 2 cousins that live in cincy

wow, i didn't know that. i would never get a tatoo though. i think they just look so ghey

and you wonder why you're still single :)

this one time a girl asked if i would get her a smoothie and i said, "i'm right here"

maybe you should try to imitate her style. i know i do!