Comments by thefunkyfresh

actually these are the definition of being WHIPPED!!!

dont sweat it man, i'm in the same boat as u. never was really natural at that kind of stuff. like talking to girls and such. except i just dont care anymore! yipeeeeeeeeeeee!!! seriously...

Is love when everytime your phone rings you jump because of the remote possibility that it might be that person, even when you know the odds are greater that helen keller would be calling you? Is...

i guess at this point you hadn't thought about using the phone book, information, or whitepages.com

i'm a help desk analyst for Aventis pharma, a large drug company. i'm hoping to transfer to an evan larger drug company in the near future, you may have heard of them... the mafia.

i couldnt BELIEVE this... wow those weirdos!! funny in a sad way

DITTO! nobody in school gave a rat's butt about me, so why would I want to spend money to go hang out with them for a night. I just think high school is the lamest thing on earth, and after you...

anybody ever seen the monty python "money programme" sketch!? probably not... but its soooo funny. the song they sing, so hilarious...

"theeeeeeres nothing quite as wonderful as money..."

thank you for the clarification jahanna! ... i was feeling guilty, you know, being filthy rich and all... NOT!

wow... now i'm confused. i can't think about this anymore

guys... you're all confused. i took Helpdesk Analyst training and they told us: empathize but don't sympathize. you empathize, u say, hey i'm sorry you're having a problem. you sympathize, you...

DUDE! you're getting it backwards! read the definition! comprehend it!!

em·pa·thy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mp-th)
n.
Identification with and understanding of another's situation, feelings, and motives. See

sym·pa·thy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (smp-th)
n. pl....

man... it's so crazy that that can happen being raised in the truth. satan just has so many temptations, i'm sure once u start getting reeled in, ur forget all the stuff u learned. glad you're back...

u got it backwards dude. nice job misleading the congregation.

did you guys know that sympathy and empathy are actually 2 different things? Points to whoever can explain the diff without consulting dictionary.com

haha... matt, i know what u mean, i know people that are just like this. they'll say the same little witty comment every time u see them and then wait for the response. so gay.

was mr wizard the same as capt jean luc picard from star trek? i dont think so but i remember them the same

fudgy?? hmm

This isn't entirely true. Example: I know a person that got extremely depressed after one of his friends was killed in a car accident, he stopped going to meetings, began drinking, and smoking pot....

i read about this white kid from south africa that now lives in california got in trouble in school because he made posters saying that he was "african-american student of the year"

rachel calls wal-mart "mullet-mart"

that's what i love about em, they're old stuff is cool, but its awesome that they didn't lock themselves into that. i love hello nasty, i just wish they would get their butts in gear and release a...

i don't feel bad for saying this... i would be wary to pursue a relationship with a woman who couldn't cook, at least to some extent. i'd be even more afraid if she was messy or couldn't clean. i'd...

that's not necessarily true at all. some people are df'ed after they've been on a bad course, and that's what they need to get back on track. i've seen it happens. it's definitely not wrong to...