Comments by thefunkyfresh

don't you mean, the only reason you didn't kick the crap out of me is because i'm NOT a woman and you are?

dan, you read my story! i feel so appreciated!

the first one is a joke site, the other two are real... pretty sad. lol

this is such an exciting story! i hope that it works out.

wow! so funny that this happened... i had a similar experience last week! We have a ticketing system that let's you send emails directly from it, however it has a weakness in that you can change...

okaaaaaaay then!

haha... we used to call larry Saggy before he was married. and other names that i can't repeat!

whaaaat?? dan i'm starting to have my doubts about you!

larry eadie looks like bob sagat! i've heard that bob sagat is actually a really dirty comic, i find that ironic being that he was on a clean family show like full house. one time, we were playing...

did you know that "vernacular" is actually pronounced "binocular"? or in some scientific circles "telescope"

i hate giving advice, i never feel like i'm qualified to give it, and i'm always afraid in case it turns out to be bad advice.

exactly... i always look creepy in pictures because my fake smiles look fake.

wow, didn't realize i've fallen so far, i'm #5 now. remember i was number 1 for like an hour once?

yeah, i think glove compartment is the preferred term, but glove box is also widely accepted.

lol!!!!

maybe they still have ur publisher card?

hmm... i've never gotten any letters, not sure if i would keep them or not though

i remember one time mike got pulled over for driving a saturn. the cop says, well u weren't speeding because this pile obviously can't even reach the speed limit, but i'm pulling u over cuz u suck....

yeah, i agree, it's my favorite show ever!

87% of all people know that anybody can make up statistics

haha... grrrr, i'm still bitter about that

"hey celia... remember that time i told you that i always thought we would end up together?" Celia's heart began pounding as she began to purse her supple lips. "Well Celia, I hate for you to be the...

bow chica chica bwowow..

cool cool

what is your team name in his league? i'm in his, i'm swing and a miss