Comments by thefunkyfresh

todd did you tell AMSTD about the trip?? They won't care, believe me

BLAH! YEAAAAHAHHHHH

cerrato... WHERE... HAVE...YOU...BEEN!

dude, we're gonna have so much fun in canada

haha... dude i thought it was obvious from my comment that i made all those stats up... except the ones about me being hott... those were real

i was basically saying all of these exact things yesterday. i was telling somebody how i think i'm getting old because now i don't like the winter that much, when i was a kid in school winter was...

i wanna be:

* Better at the guitar
* a better musician in general
* A pro football player
* JACKED!!
* a part time worker with a full time salary
* better at golf
* somebody who has the time and...

i have to say, this is the coolest list yet.

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who? adam mccord?? haha... adam could so be ashton kutcher's brother

dude, i'm 21 and i've never had a girlfriend either. i've gone thru the same kind of thing at times where i just can't understand why girls I've liked will "like me as a friend" but would never...

maybe he's in collage for art and makes collages

is your refridgerator running? Because if it is it probably runs a lot like you... very homosexually."

Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.

Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or, or leprechaun tails?

Doctor: No, its a tumor.

Rudolph: You mean, like a magical christmas...

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?

Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's,...

that's not funny, thats just... just awful!

does anybody actually have stupid comments disabled?

a lot of asian cultures are very strict. they push their kids so hard to do all this crap and give them nervous breakdowns. but hey, they're really good at piano and math, so i guess it's worth it.

ME!

Kelly is the 75,131st most popular name (surname) in the United States; frequency -0.001; percentile just a hair better than bazarte; Matt Kelly is the #1 most amazing name ever; MATT KELLY is...

i definitely think you guys should do your idea of making the village green one huge wifi network

right, but I would need one for the other computer

i have to say, i kinda do like the smell...

i'm thinking of converting my waredrobe to 100% Hemp-ware

i guess i agree with pat alot on this, and i'll add that i really can't stand country western music. but come on, a lot of jazz is amazing... unless you mean smooth jazz (i.e. elevator music) in...

as a giants fan, i just have to say... FIRE FASSEL!

i look forward to the eagles getting ousted early in the playoffs again this year

i love sports so much

it looks like he's acting all proud and saying "look what i did!"