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they went on top of the house and the dog jumped. then the dog fell off the roof and landed on the neighbor, killing him instantly. then the dog and his owner ate the neighbor.

the answer is GAY LOVERS

as a young kid i liked the number 26, i can't remember if this was because i was born on march 26th, or if it was because nickelodeon was on channel 26. (weird, i've never actually spelt out...

i've always liked 7. but i also like 13, i've had 2 custom football jerseys made, and i put the number 13 on both.

i'm just a slob when it comes to food. if nobody's around ill just go in the fridge and start eating stuff with my hands. cake, olives, pickles, spaghetti, steak, it doesn't matter.

i dont think...

ever fall asleep in the late afternoon, say around 4 or 5, then wake up at like 8:00 and think... OH NO I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!!! this happens to me sometimes especially in the winter when it gets dark...

i really liked that movie! i havent seen it in a while but now i want to

i once had a Colonal Mass Ejection. well, by "once" i really mean once a day. every morning around 10:00 or so. like clockwork.

hahaha... man i forgot how much i loved that movie!! i have to buy it! big top peewee was funny too, but not nearly as funny as pee wees big adventure

actually, contrary to popular belief, golf wasn't invented until the 17th century, well after the fall of the Roman empire. The first golf balls were leather sacks stuffed with feathers and pebbles,...

wasnt there a bald-butted bear in the movie "the great outdoors" with john candy and dan ackroyd??

hahahaaaa...i thought you might mention that. man! i was hoping you'd forgotten. and hey! the pirates of penzance is a good movie!! that i will not back down from!

hahaha.... oh... YOU!

look, i created myself a girlfriend!!

the nose is what makes him cool. he's a millionaire, he could easily get plastic surgery, but he just doesn't care. i heard he broke it boxing

its sad, but i think for the most part, bethelites are just kids trying to get away from their god forsaken towns in east jabib, OH so they can tell people they're from brooklyn

shup up!!

why don't you make me?!

I DONT MAKE MONKEYS, I JUST TRAIN EM!!

haha, i remember that movie, i forget what the point of it was, i just remember the theme song.... pippy longstocking is comin in to your world... a freckled face, red-haired girl, YOU OUGHTA KNOW!...

i know you are but what am i? i know you are but what am i?!?! I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM IIII!!!??!?!

i meant to do that.

that's so crazy

i'm not really sentimental at all, i think if you don't use it, don't save it. I just hate garage sales cuz i can't stand garage sale people all wandering around my yard.

your call forgot how to speak??

this topic is so dead. we need to get prince on here himself to confirm, otherwise we should just stop talking about it

i was just thinking about all those cartoon movies with interspecies romance and how messed up and weird that is.

hey dan, at least if i did choose girls over sports, at least i could GET girls. don't be bitter.