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relax, it's a quote from MEET THE PARENTS. i think a few people didnt get that

on journal Fowl
Aug 8, 2002

maybe you should use PRESENT tense verbs. just to let you know i used RUN where you used RAN

on journal Mad Libs
Aug 8, 2002

very nice job! mine didn't really work, but it was a good idea

on journal Mad Libs
Aug 8, 2002

tina are you EVER going to finish this?

on news RICORDA ITALIA
Aug 8, 2002

who else can tell that ty made this poll?

on poll
Aug 8, 2002

and you call yourself black!? what is wrong with you?

on journal Fowl
Aug 8, 2002

yeah ty, how could you screw that line up? i haven't even seen that movie and i know it

on journal the TRUTH
Aug 8, 2002

WOW! i'm officially disturbed

on journal Tune
Aug 8, 2002

how can you claim to "like birds" (in the non-eating sense) and then go eat them?

on journal Fowl
Aug 8, 2002

hey, i can tell if a guy is GOOD LOOKING. but i wouldn't go around saying, "my oh my! that man over there is so attractive!!" there's a difference between saying a guy is good looking or...

Aug 8, 2002

one time i was at the mall, and it was so crowded, i LEFT! and i never went back! i hate malls.

Aug 7, 2002

guys aren't supposed to be able to tell if other guys are attractive you HOMO!

Aug 7, 2002

actually it is. you're going to JAIL son.

on journal the TRUTH
Aug 7, 2002

whatever mike. you slut.

on journal No suitable title
Aug 7, 2002

screw milk... I'LL do your body good! (stole that one from jen's profile)

on journal Chunky Style
Aug 7, 2002

so what? 95 percent of the stuff we put in our mouths is utterly disgusting. ever eat a hot dog? ever eat at a chinese retaurant or a diner?? puhleeeez. much grosser than drinking milk which is...

on journal Chunky Style
Aug 7, 2002

yes he is! milk is the best! especially chocolate milk

on journal Chunky Style
Aug 7, 2002

on journal Chunky Style
Aug 7, 2002

UGHHHHH that's the WORST! i've done this before. it's traumatizing.

on journal Chunky Style
Aug 7, 2002

hahaha!!! oh man... my mom did that too. except she just drove off. jk. but she also backed into mikes basketball hoop, remember mike?

on journal State of NJ
Aug 7, 2002

you are a HIZOMO!!

Aug 6, 2002

cuz i'm a NEWBIE!!!

on journal Du jour
Aug 6, 2002

lol, tim you are a funny guy

Aug 6, 2002

ahhahaha! that's so messed up!

Aug 6, 2002

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