Comments by thefunkyfresh

they used carbon dating. i don't know! their scientists man. they know these things

hey... you said donkey balls. i said chicken beaks.

hot dogs, especially the ones from baseball games, are made from the worst crap. they're basically donkey balls and chicken beaks ground up and shoved into a plastic like membrane. hot dogs have...

hey di, you can build me a house. get started

so basically it's something they've been telling us to do for about half of your lifetime? jk. anyway, you gotta keep things in perspective. the necessary things.

no, tank tops are different and sleevless shirts are merely shirts sans the sleeves

haha, i know that's why i posted this. they're acting like gluttony is a sport

i think that "wife beater" is more offensive anyway. what's the politically correct word for it then?

sure call me big doofy lanky cracker

i think all this polical correctness is gay. call me whitey. call me corky for all i care.

the O word? shut your mouth before i stuff a won ton in it.

hahaha... he's oriental. he can make fun of his own race.

like those doped up losers gave anything to the world of music. look up beatles in the thesaurus and right next to it you'll see "overrated"

eat my knickers.

haha, ty you are hilarious

yo KRISPIE!! whats up!

for those of you that don't know, amy bell is a little 7 year old girl that is in love with me

dave please, can we go one day without being subjected to beatles lyrics?

that was cold jen. and unnecesary. and maybe i will!

enuff out of you jen

hahaha, jesse hughes - mexican

hahaha... you shouldve just let the seagull eat it. that way they wouldve left me alone. why did there have to be a million little girls dropping potato chips ALL over the place all day attracting...

are you insinuating something??

mike takes off his top at the beach unsolicited. it's disgusting

this wasn't me but it's so funny it must be told. jesse T. was in a media class last semester and at the end of the semester they had to give an oral presentation. well he planted a fart machine...