at the beach last summer (some of you know about this already) i threw a tennis ball at a seagull, thinking that it would fly out of the way. i mean, when do you ever expect to hit a bird with any...

BWAHAHAHA you killed a seagull with a tennis ball! HAHA

i dont remember that whole thing being that funny..it was really kind of sad

ok i may be demented but it sounds pretty funny

he killed a bird! a living breathing creature (not trying to make matt feel bad here).

lindsay..how many times as a stupid seagull taken your sandwitch and your food?? theres so many. I think its really funny too

I know lots of people who eat my food at lunch. They're stupid, and there are so many of them. Maybe if someone would give me a tennis ball...