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yodasucka Jan 18, 2004

haha so i got a funny one, i'm at this diner with a couple friends and the guy sitting next to me steals my cell when i'm not looking, and puts it in his pocket... a couple minutes later, i'm like ...

socalgal Jan 23, 2004

After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to m...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

HAHAHA! thats it.. i'm yoinking this line... SO using this from now on!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

LOL let me know how it goes! I was seriously cracking up!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid ·

i may not be fred flinstone , but i'll make your bedrock... yes yes just put your number right here on my booty

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

i'm not sure if this needs moderating or not. and if i were to moderate it i don't know how i'd go about doing it...so i'll just leave it alone.

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