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yodasucka Jan 18, 2004

haha so i got a funny one, i'm at this diner with a couple friends and the guy sitting next to me steals my cell when i'm not looking, and puts it in his pocket... a couple minutes later, i'm like ...

socalgal Jan 23, 2004

After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to m...

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

wow, that's SUCH an R. Kelly line . . .

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah it is and it was hilarious. its all in delivery

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

i don't know how many people know this (i hope very few), but my official user name is a derivative of an R. Kelly lyric i turned into a pickup line a while ago . . .

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