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ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hmmmm....what exactly do you aspire to do in showbizz?

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004

Hm, I just would like to be in some Summer Release and have my picture in the windows of Blockbuster, I guess, just the little things.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you should audition to be a Sear's underwear model...i've always aspired to be one, but, because of my morbid obesity, i usually get turned down..so..you do it, and i shall live my dream through you, vicariously

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

morbid obesity?!? o m g hahah i love you bryan

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004

I did try for Sears Model, not underwear, I was fit enough. Although i do hear it pays well.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

morbidly thin

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

or as we say "sickingly skinny" right bry?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

no, i just wear really deceiving outfits

theremin thereminOG 2002

Don't make fun of thin people. In the words of one good man that answers to Mike Doughty: "Power to the skinny people!"

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toxicgirlOG 2003

it wasn't making fun, it was an observation

theremin thereminOG 2002

"Thin" is an observation.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

if someone can be morbidly obese, there should also be the label morbidly thin. case closed.

theremin thereminOG 2002

..And, just When did you ever hear me use the phrase morbidly obese?
..Eggxactly.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

hey, this never had anything to do with you buckaroo...besides, it's a medical term.

theremin thereminOG 2002 toxicgirl

I just love seeing how easy it is to get you all worked up. Now I know. I shall now submit these results to M.I.T. Annnd, Bob's your uncle.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

In case you didn't know, I'm sticking my tongue out at you right now

theremin thereminOG 2002 toxicgirl

Should I be offended?

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

nah

theremin thereminOG 2002 toxicgirl

:::whispering::: {But, For the record, you have pointed out my skinniness before, in a Forum I had started about being fit.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

what! you can't use comments in other forums against me!!! c'mon friend, you can't keep grudges like this, it's unhealthy.

It's not a grudge that I hold, Dear Sis. I'm referencing. Wo Norries

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