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ilikebirds Jan 28, 2004

yo i love to eat. so i appreciate a woman who loves to eat. no need for a diet. that sucks. why take away stuff you enjoy? just work hard so you can enjoy it. so i appreciate a chick stuffing her f...

tinser Jan 29, 2004

see, i hate when guys say this....cause they don't mean it. Most guys don't like fat girls...and a lot of girls have to diet or exercise to stay thin or even average (fortunately, i'm not speaking ...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i do mean it. i love a chick who eats.. but if you look back at my comment.. i said.. why not work hard to enjoy it.
like stuff your face get hot sauce all in your eye.. but then dont go roll around in bed and sleep. you dont even have to exercise or anything. just use my 12 step program..
1. EAT EVERYTHING
2. DRINK WHATEVER YOU WANT
3. DANCE TIL 4am BURNING CALORIES
4. ???
5. ???
6. ???
7. ???
8. ???
9. ???
10. ???
11. ???
12. PROFIT!!!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

is blinding girls with hot sauce a dating technique of yours? do all of your ex girlfriends wear an eye patch?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

chicks dig hot sauce. i find eye patches sexy.. as long as there's a real eye under the patch.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey, it's like an angry pirate!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont knwo this story. and i am sad

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

HAHAHA, why is this even MENTIONED! hahahaha i wanna search ezabel and see how manytimes it has been posted.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

shivver meeee timbers!

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