melody, you are SO uncultured!
:( ::tear::
don't cry. GET CULTURE.
Are you tired of getting made fun of because of your lack of trivial knowledge?...Do you consider Jeopardy to be the worst show on T.V., SIMPLY because you're angered at your inability to correctly answer any of the questions, or even comprehend what the questions are refering to?
Fret no more!
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It works really well I can attest to that. How do you think I became the geek I am today. I am a major success story. I have only trivial knowledge left no intellectual knowledge left.
Bryan's eZabel advertising gimmicks are the best. However, I am not purchasing this product until I recieve they copy of "eZabel gone wild" that I ordered long ago.