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ophelia Jan 28, 2004

hmmmm....what exactly do you aspire to do in showbizz?

supermansdead Jan 28, 2004

Hm, I just would like to be in some Summer Release and have my picture in the windows of Blockbuster, I guess, just the little things.

ophelia Jan 28, 2004

you should audition to be a Sear's underwear model...i've always aspired to be one, but, because of my morbid obesity, i usually get turned down..so..you do it, and i shall live my dream through yo...

toxicgirl Jan 28, 2004

morbidly thin

theremin Feb 6, 2004

Don't make fun of thin people. In the words of one good man that answers to Mike Doughty: "Power to the skinny people!"

toxicgirl Feb 6, 2004

it wasn't making fun, it was an observation

theremin Feb 6, 2004

"Thin" is an observation.

toxicgirl Feb 6, 2004

if someone can be morbidly obese, there should also be the label morbidly thin. case closed.

theremin Feb 6, 2004

..And, just When did you ever hear me use the phrase morbidly obese? ..Eggxactly.

toxicgirl Feb 6, 2004

hey, this never had anything to do with you buckaroo...besides, it's a medical term.

theremin Feb 6, 2004

I just love seeing how easy it is to get you all worked up. Now I know. I shall now submit these results to M.I.T. Annnd, Bob's your uncle.

toxicgirl Feb 6, 2004

In case you didn't know, I'm sticking my tongue out at you right now

theremin Feb 6, 2004

Should I be offended?

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

nah

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