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ophelia Jan 28, 2004

hmmmm....what exactly do you aspire to do in showbizz?

supermansdead Jan 28, 2004

Hm, I just would like to be in some Summer Release and have my picture in the windows of Blockbuster, I guess, just the little things.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

you should audition to be a Sear's underwear model...i've always aspired to be one, but, because of my morbid obesity, i usually get turned down..so..you do it, and i shall live my dream through you, vicariously

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

morbid obesity?!? o m g hahah i love you bryan

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004 ·

I did try for Sears Model, not underwear, I was fit enough. Although i do hear it pays well.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

morbidly thin

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

or as we say "sickingly skinny" right bry?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

no, i just wear really deceiving outfits

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Don't make fun of thin people. In the words of one good man that answers to Mike Doughty: "Power to the skinny people!"

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

it wasn't making fun, it was an observation

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

"Thin" is an observation.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

if someone can be morbidly obese, there should also be the label morbidly thin. case closed.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

..And, just When did you ever hear me use the phrase morbidly obese?
..Eggxactly.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

hey, this never had anything to do with you buckaroo...besides, it's a medical term.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

I just love seeing how easy it is to get you all worked up. Now I know. I shall now submit these results to M.I.T. Annnd, Bob's your uncle.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · theremin

In case you didn't know, I'm sticking my tongue out at you right now

theremin thereminOG 2002 · toxicgirl

Should I be offended?

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · theremin

nah

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

:::whispering::: {But, For the record, you have pointed out my skinniness before, in a Forum I had started about being fit.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · theremin

what! you can't use comments in other forums against me!!! c'mon friend, you can't keep grudges like this, it's unhealthy.

theremin thereminOG 2002 · toxicgirl

It's not a grudge that I hold, Dear Sis. I'm referencing. Wo Norries

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