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cerbrato Sep 5, 2002

ITs kind of funny you say that because the other day I blew by a cop doing 130 in my GTI and he didnt do nothing that little girl!

raerae Sep 5, 2002

GTI and 130 mph should never be said in the same sentence. Especially when referring to your rust bucket. JUST KIDDING!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

thefunkyfresh Sep 5, 2002

ahahaha... too funny. yeah dan, are you sure this wasnt your dream?

cerbrato Sep 6, 2002

I swear i'm not dreaming i'm telling you it can do 130! It can go up to your vovlo pull down its pants and spank it like a little baby!

thefunkyfresh Sep 6, 2002

i could beat you any day of the week!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

my truck will decimate all. i go 0-60 in like 2 minutes.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I once had a nissan ferret, it went 0 to 60 in about 1 hour, but only had a top speed of 42. Odd Contraption, I don't know why I bought it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, 0-61 in an hour, yet a top speed of only 42, lol. maybe you're talking about if you drove it off of a cliff?

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