haha so i got a funny one, i'm at this diner with a couple friends and the guy sitting next to me steals my cell when i'm not looking, and puts it in his pocket... a couple minutes later, i'm like ...

After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to m...

this one time a girl asked if i would get her a smoothie and i said, "i'm right here"