woah..the other husbands would be feelin mighty jealous...having to sleep all by themselves while, meanwhile, below him courtney and husband #2 are all cudlin' & stuff..i feel sorry for the guys...i guess this situation would call for an alternating schedule...one night, #1 sleeps on the top bunk, the next #2, and so on...
would they have real names? or shall we just always call them #1, #2, and #3
well since they're no so much "husbands" as they are "stuffed animals" i wouldn't worry about the names per se
oh yeah, definitely...they all take turns...maybe i'll have a point system.
chances are, there's a way around that...
what does that mean?
haha..they're all gonna be competing for your attention...trying to impress you & stufff...
Husband #1: "Hey honey, i can bench press 400lbs!..look!..no hands!!"
Husband #2: "Hey sweet cheeks, look, i just washed ALL the dishes!!!..And I alphabetized your magazines!"
Husband#3: "Hey darlin, look, I brought home some chick flicks from blockbuster!!..and i'm ready to cry w/you on the couch, and get intouch w/my innermost emotions!!"
you know there are men out there that are all 3 of those. i mean we call them gay, but they exist...
oh boy....all three of these husbands have problems. Number 1 is an exagerator, and clearly too concerned with the physical. Number 2, well i love that he did the dishes, but he seems anal retentive in alphabizting magazines, and husband number 3...you better inform him, that i dont even like chick flicks, so he better find somebody else to watch them with.
i think i need a three-way divorce from these guys