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ophelia Mar 1, 2004

don't get 3 alarm clocks when you get out of college, just get 3 husbands...train them to wake you up @ a certain time, and, i mean, one of them is bound to come through each morning...i think this...

tinser Mar 1, 2004

hmm, i don't know if i'd be able to find a bed big enough

forrestina Mar 2, 2004

give them each their own bed like the 3 bears

rocksupastar Mar 2, 2004

BAH thats no fun! make it BUNK beds!

tinser Mar 2, 2004

can they make triple bunk beds?

rocksupastar Mar 2, 2004

only in mexico

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

which is why she must marry 3 mexican husbands...and demand that one of them ride into your bedroom every morning on a donkey to serve you coffee in bed

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