hey don't make fun of spam, that stuff is great!...i can like eat it all day(fried of course, on a sandwich, w/cheese)...if things go my way, and spam inc. actually responds to the millions of letters i've sent them over the years, you will soon go to the supermarket and see
Spam Flavored Ice Cream
CK-Spam(a fragrance for the Spam love'n women)
Spammle(kinda like snapple, except it incorperates the salty goodness of spam, liquified for your beverage delight)
Spam Scented Car Freshener